finish the sentence: do
spider have puss puss
Spooky fact: there is at least one living skeleton in your house right now and it is VERY close. GET OUT OF THERE
I SAID RUN NOT HAVE SEX WITH IT
i did NOT have sexual relations with that skeleton
the day is january 1st, 3009. a group of humans listen to boom boom pow. when fergie says that she is so 3008 they all stand shocked and realise. fergie is now behind the times. fergie herself has become 2000 and late. this is unbelievable news to the humans. hours later the planet descends into war and chaos.
get a bible and start reading it out loud i promise u will blow him away with the word of the lord
i’ve been awake for 24+ hours which is v unusual for me
i think the name ‘frodo’ has a certain ring to it
"hey do you have any sad headcanons"